Chorus
This is why I'm fat
And this is why I'm fat

This is why, this is why
This is why I'm fat
This is why I'm fat

And this is why I'm fat
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm fat


I'm fat 'cause I eat
You ain't 'cause you don't

I order size-up fries
And a large !@&@e
I'm fat 'cause I eat

You ain't 'cause you don't
I take a triple cheeseburger
Shove it down my throat


Verse 1
This is why I'm fat

They don't make my size
I weigh about the same
As eleven average guys

I represent food
I got it on my back
And weight they say I lost it

Now I'mma gain it back

Verse 2

I'll eat it when it's dirty
No matter how it tastes
The ladies don't a bouncin'

When I'm stuffin' on my face
I always eat it swift
And never eat it slow

And if I drop some
Then watch me (eat it off the floor)


Verse 3
And if you need it fast
I'll take you to Mickey Ds

Burger King to Taco Bell
KFC and Appleby's
I don't look at the chrome

I just see the wheel
I don't gaze at the honies
I just look at the meal


Verse 4
I don't exercise

They always catch me feedin'
The only sport I do
Is competitive eating

You say you're on a diet
I'm on (fire)
They ask me how I do it

And simply I reply

Chorus


Verse 5
I eat and don't stop

And ask me where I shop
And ask me what I weigh
And I say, "Yeah, I weight a lot"

I shake and I tremble
Then waddle when I walk
I've even lost sight

Of both my shoes and my socks

Verse 6

I hop in the car
And there's the golden arch
And when I get there

In two chairs I've gotta sit
You won't believe the aromas
And the smells that I emit
I can't ride a roller-coaster
'Cause I don't fit


Verse 7
They call me "King Kong"
I cannot go wrong
And I take out the toppings

Condiments and the yong
The condiments and the bun
Wow, I weigh a ton
I fall on my face
Every time I try to run


Verse 8
I break elevators
And I can't climb stairs
And if I gotta burp

Then you better say your prayers
my food is getting cold
And you're wastin' my time
So if you wanna date me
Then you better wait in line


Chorus
This is why I'm fat
And this is why I'm fat
This is why, this is why
This is why I'm fat
This is why I'm fat
And this is why I'm fat

This is why, this is why
This is why I'm fat

I'm fat 'cause I eat
You ain't 'cause you don't
I order size-up fries
And a large !@&@e

I'm fat 'cause I eat
You ain't 'cause you don't
I take a triple cheeseburger
Shove it down my throat