Olde English 40s,
And Adolescents "Kids of the Black Hole"
Is blaring from our speakers,

We're getting wasted with Frank and Steve Soto.
When "Static Age" hit the tape deck,
We all started to stare.

At the Death shirt wearing thrasher,
With the ratty metal hair.
He tried to tell us "Human",

Was better than "Where Eagles Dare".
Mickeys grenades,
and The Descendents "I Don't Wanna Grow Up"

Someone changed the record,
to "Panzer Division" I'm gonna throw up.
I was drinking beers to Milo,

And his trusty guitarist Frank,
When I heard "Christmas Vacation",
I forgot how much I drank.

But Legions "ruthless vocals",
made me draw a $#&@ing blank.