Back in the day, but not close to inception
It was January 25th, 2011
A dedicated, devoted, decision-making, and focused

Bloke broke in then laid down the frame hoping to gain some attention
I'd say he succeeded, just look at how the tides have turned
This is a big congratulations to Minnesota Burns

Who took what he loved and made something of it
He's coming up, with hard work it's possible, forget all that you've heard
He started off with normal commentary, a formal style and very honest

Caring bout his supporters, not how many
But making sure they're always entertained, never close to bored
Then in March of that year our favorite troll was born

Remember your first time watching Angry Kids on Xbox Live?
Hearing window lickers rage and cry all due to Burnsy's knife
Driving by while the haters pay mind to his steady incline

Our support for him has defined a new age in our time
The trolling is rampant the phrase is well known his foes are so
Mad man their photoshop habits are fragments of bull%#@! shown

While the avid fans just happen to raise havoc we practice
Open caskets upon mad kids so thank Trollarch, you've been exposed
So if you try to bring us down you'll fail

But be sure to keep hating you'll be featured on "Hate Mail"
Burnsy's channel is recognized as one of the fastest growing
Trollarch Staff's identified as those who broke the scale

So...

Trollarch now's the time we join and STAND UP

Minnesota Burns, Jon Trollsten get your console bans up
It's a celebration for one million, expectations are fulfilled and
The chicken's burnin' let's spread the propaganda

STAND UP
Look how far you've come
Burny's reign has only just begun it's far from done

Your trolling has provided entertainment
Rising up with patience, flying off the pavement
Flippin' birds to haters, everybody STAND UP


Burnsy started with no mission, but look at all
He's achieved the troll is surely on the throne

He put the stir in competition, a normal guy, ambitious
And he believes he didn't do it all alone
He had the support and feedback from us, we showed him

All along what we're made of the obstacles are overthrown
With help from The Syndicate Project and TheGuNNShop
Along the way to one million made his talen't surely honed

With 16 banned gamertags, 4 consoles shut
Making dozens of parents awfully mad, they've had enough
Partnered with Yeousch, we're covering the map, he's blowing up

Chaos Silencer, Mr Technical Difficult
Somehow joined up with Burns and created PTFO Live
Tune in tuesday nights, have a good time, it's bonafide

It's time we lose control we're rooting for Burns
Who got out the cubicle and brought us all together
Baby Trollarch has arrived now STAND UP


Trollarch now's the time we join and STAND UP
Minnesota Burns, Jon Trollsten get your console bans up

It's a celebration for one million, expectations are fulfilled and
The chicken's burnin' let's spread the propaganda
STAND UP

Look how far you've come
Burny's reign has only just begun it's far from done
Your trolling has provided entertainment

Rising up with patience, flying off the pavement
Flippin' birds to haters, everybody STAND UP