I'm just another little !@$)got with a problem
$#&@in' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ

Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick !@$% - I like it


Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh

I'm a bad $$#, tell me I'm a bad $$#
I don't need you and I don't need a break
Now if I wasn't here, I'd be out getting laid

Please please please sing the whole damn song
A 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too !@#$ long


I hate jimmy page
Kick those !@$)gots off the stage
Bite the future and $#&@ the past

My whole %#@! will never last

I hold the microphone with my butt now

Who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot
Yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
Cause it's got the bump with the molestation

I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head have every right to be there
I ain't a girl just cause I rock the gold

I ain't a boy just cause I rock your world now
Bad boy don't you $#&@ my dolly
And I'll kiss my $$# and put a mother$#&@ing smile on my face

And I get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me

I'll show you how official midgets jack me off


I hate jimmy page
Kick those !@$)gots off the stage

Bite the future and $#&@ the past
My whole %#@! will never last


One day I'm a do the $#&@in' - I'm a screw the $#&@in'
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back and he won't break a %#@!

When you say that he's nothing - I said that he's nothing
I make the laws - I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down don't forget to $#&@ yourself

You're so wrong with yo jive you don't know me
Why the hell you come to gimme dis
You so wrong with yo jive

Now there are some things in life I don't like
And this is what I just did
So I took a big hit of who da $#&@ gives a %#@!

Yo - not I - I am destined to die no
And ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh


I hate jimmy page
Kick those !@$)gots off the stage

$#&@ the future and bite the past
Cause my whole %#@! will never last


I'll show you how official midgets $#&@ me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

I'll show you how official midgets jack me off