Sitting in the house with my trainers on
Winter ain't about so the days are long
We all planned a trip to the beach

But I spent too many minutes in the shower so my mates are gone
They did warn me but I'm a tiny bit vexed
I'll give 'em all piece of my mind in a text

And if they ring my phone I'll pretend I can't hear it
You could probably call it a fight to the death
As soon as I could talk any sense as a kid

They said my attitude was beastly it still is
Proof that I was born to be an offensive king
The only guy ruder then me is prince Philip

I'm not sorry that they have to read my nonsense
I showered for long enough to clean my conscience
And how could I be when they're out by the sea

While I'm trying to keep my head above deeper problems

This is not a happy song

I've got it badly wrong
It's my chance and now it's gone, Wo-oh


It's a nice day for those plans
But time waits for no man
You're tryna call your gang

They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your house is your business now
And to figure it out, you sent signals out

But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored


It's a nice day for those plans
But time waits for no man
You're tryna call your gang

They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your house is your business now
And to figure it out, you sent signals out

But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored


Sitting in the shade as the day drags on
Had a cigarette break that was eight !@$)s long
The future doesn't look that bright to me

And it ain't because Pane has Ray-bans on
So I've given up, I'm getting sick of calling me mates
And I'm looking for a !@(%e, it's all in vain

It's the wrong day to phone girls, they're fiancees
I'd give them a ring but they're all engaged
Can't go for a ride 'cause my bike's f*cked up

I consult my neighbor and see if he can fix it
Doesn't think the problem can be solved today
'Cause it involves more labour than a Miliband trip

I give up all hope
It gets dramatic
I even watch a couple of soaps

Then a girl calls back and says "can we meet in an hour?"
Hmm
I'm guessing I'll be needing a shower


This is not a happy song
I've got it badly wrong

It's my chance and now it's gone, Wo-oh

It's a nice day for those plans

But time waits for no man
You're tryna call your gang
They're lying on the sand

And if sitting in your house is your business now
And to figure it out, you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored

You're the chairman of the bored

It's a nice day for those plans

But time waits for no man
You're tryna call your gang
They're lying on the sand

And if sitting in your house is your business now
And to figure it out, you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored


I'm searching for a way to make things right
All I've been doing so far is wasting time
So instead of going hunting for action
I'll just sit right here and wait for something to happen


It's a nice day for those plans
But time waits for no man
You're tryna call your gang
They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your house is your business now

And to figure it out, you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored
You're the chairman of the bored

It's a nice day for those plans

But time waits for no man
You're tryna call your gang
They're lying on the sand
And if sitting in your house is your business now
And to figure it out, you sent signals out
But you fear they were ignored

You're the chairman of the bored