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MIKE STUD lyrics : "College Humor"

[Alarm]
[Text message]
Yo mike, who the, who the f*ck is Julie?

I have no idea, but f*ck it
Yeah it's Mike Stud Homie


Verse 1

Man I love college, I never wanna leave this place

Van Wilder, I got the keys to the gate
Hold up, hold up, yeah I think it's my turn
Let me get up in your ear, like a sideburn

Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed
And if you don't like the track than you need to rewind
I stay going hard, I'm Cal Ripken boy

Leanin' on the cup I'm sippin boy, I'm gifted boy
Making money chips ahoy
Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy

Yeah, and it's a quick decision
Fresh all my work is in mint condition
Peep the precision, surgeon on the track

F*ck goin' in, I'm bout to make a quick incision
And I go about my flow quite swiftly
Go fast, then I change it up like cliff lee


Chorus


And I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls I love them
But I don't really mean a damn thing

I just wanna go home and f*ck them
So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun

So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
Sorry girl, I'm just tryin' to have fun


Verse 2

Now I love all the girls, but it's still cash first

Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve
It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me
I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's peepee

And I'm so hot right now it might melt her
And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker
Haha, God dammit I'm a douche

Been around the world and I ain't shooting hoops
It's been two months and I might get famous, @@#!y
Talk more sh*t than Skip Bayless, sorry

And you really ain't living how I'm livin'
Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fittin'
Nah, I'm just kidding, I swear I'm deserving,

Comin' for the top spot quicker than a virgin
And it's over, checker the flag
Big heart mo'f*cker, with a pecker to match


Chorus


And I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls I love them
But I don't really mean a damn thing

I just wanna go home and f*ck them
So I, I'm just tryin to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin to have fun

So I, I'm just tryin to have fun
Sorry girl, I'm just tryin to have fun


I'm tryin' to have F-U-N
If you don't like it, F-U-then... (*##$


[Text message]
God dammit, Julie keep it down
I'm just trying to have funnnn


Haha... (Yeah)

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