you know baby.. I havn't treated you very well lately.. I wrote you a little love song for valentines day.. Here it goes

Roses are Straight

Violets are Twisted
Bend Over Love Your About To Get Fisted
Assisted and Constricted

My Dicks so Big that Lube is Insisted
Valentines Day is the time for affection
The Time To Share My Ultimate Erection

Without Protection To Perfection
Heres some special cream for a perfect complection
Cover You in KY it will be so Hot

Like the energizer Bunny I just won't stop

I'm the mailman and your the mailslot

You'll be so wet
Imma Need a big mop
Chocolate and Roses are Overated

Lets do naughty thats that shouldnt be created
Dinner and a Movie are so Predated
and no you wont be sedated.


Baby I love you, but I just wanna..
You can come over to my house ya

And I will show you a good time.

You got some beautiful eyes, and a beautiful face'

but when im done with you your gunna need a back brace'
with my car in your parking space
screw making out were going right to third base


Girl your like the sea and a I wanna take a scooba dive
Touch my right there and watch that %#@! come alive

After This I'll take you out for a drive
go out to dinner Arby's 5 for 5.


Give me your hand and take off your clothes
were going straight to my bedroom and whippin out my firehose
i Propose you expose

that hot sexy boday and touch your toes

I'm the cheesy sen sation of the whole damn nation

i got so many girls im takin applications
All you have to do is give into temptation
The Mike and Cheese Train is your final destination