That bug bit me, I'll admit,
Stunned - it took a while to hit.
But when it hit me, I was hit.

%#@!, I came clean with it.
No match, who am I so why try to deny it?
Just a regular guy who won't even try it.

The bug's been around since time began.
It's bitten bigger badder !@$(s than the one I am.
It can cripple and it can paralyze.

When I felt its tooth I told the truth
To my surprise I saw the bug and I gotta say
Ahh, I tried to get away.

I tried to run, I tried to fight but the bug was there to
bite.
No match, who am I?

Must respect the insect, it injects and infects.
If I may interject, I love the effects.
The bug's been around since time began.

It's bitten bigger badder !@$(s than the one I am.
It can cripple and it can paralyze.
When I felt its tooth I told the truth to my surpris