That's a hell of a hat that you're wearing
It goes real well with the earring
Five through the nose, bold and daring.

You've got to pardon me if I'm staring.
Man, I really dig your shoes.
Fat fade and fresh tattoos.

Bet the females can't refuse.
And if I'm staring, please excuse.
Sharpest mother$#&@er in the joint.

The other mother$#&@ers stop and point.
The gear you wear seems complete, why you gotta pack the
heat?

We question one accessory, don't think the piece is
necessary.
We agree you're dressed to kill, but wonder if you will?

Hell of a hat you're sporting, Jack.
Diamond cuff links and a sweet tie tack.
The pocket watch must've set you back.

You're the man, man, you're the mack.
Pinstriped number, me oh my, that's rude.
And that's a hell of an attitude.

You made the scene and set the mood.
I'm only starin' 'cause I'm a nervous, dude.
Sharpest mother$#&@er, we repeat.

The other mother$#&@ers can't compete.
The clothes you choose are stylish, why you gotta wear the
gun?

We question one accessory, don't think the piece is
necessary.
We agree you're dressed to kill, but wonder if you wil