Its the eightes
And we're feelin so fresh
We're yet to discover

The internet
So masturbation is at an all time low
You're looking for a place

To blow your load

You meet and she likes your clothes

You throw the bait
And shes takes hook
Pause the scene

Lets take a look

Do you or dont you?

Dont you or do you?
Do you or dont you?
USE YA HEAD WHEN YA GO TO BED!


C-O-N-D-O
M is for mother

Who told me a story
Wear a Johnny Rubber
Or you'll be sorry

STI's wont make you fly
Girls hate guys with syphilis


Take little graham he fell in love
To busy dreaming didnt think enough
But over time Jennys tummy grew

Now shes talk of the town with a baby too

Do you or dont you?

Dont you or do you?
Do you or dont you?
USE YA HEAD WHEN YA GO TO BED


I-M-P-L-A-N-T


Love sock, Love glove
Willie warmer robbers
Rubber Johnny

Johnny bag
Jimmie hatz dobbers


Something to remember as a rule of fun
One up the bum and theres no harm done


Love sock, Love glove
Willy warmer robbers
Rubber Johnny

Johnny bag
Jimmie hatz dobbers


Something to remember as a rule of fun
One up the bum and you wont be a mum


C-O-N-T-R-A-C-E-P-T-I-O-O-O-O-O-O-N