Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud


Cuz I don't care who I piss off, yeah
I'm a real big sinner

Sometimes I eat my dessert
Before my dinner


Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,

So I put back all of my clothes, ah back on

Flush before I wee, wee

Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peek of some !@%$...


I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt

Cuz I'm bloody $#&@ing nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like

Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad

But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a !@#%

Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh


I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
GoodNight sweetie, sleep well-

SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!

Now the girls are lining up

Because were #~!!@ sailin
But we punch em in the mouth
If they're not Sarah Palin


Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette

Butt plugs in his pet
WoW! WoW! WoWww...


Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung

By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung, really)


I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt

Cuz I'm bloody $#&@ing nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like

Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad

But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a !@#%

Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh


This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW

This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold

Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes
Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole
$#&@ing family of some Spanish (*##$ and he doesn't even
Know your $#&@ing name anymore-


SHUT THE !#@* UP!
[[crying]]
I'm sorry

I'm mad, really bad

But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody $#&@ing nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like

Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut

Cuz it sells to be a !@#%
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

JUST DANCE!

BAD ROMANCE!
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh...

(Hahahahaha)