Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, Im out the door Im gonna be really loud
Cuz I dont care who I piss off yeah Im a real big sinner

Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes

Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes back on


Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly

Trying to get a peak of some !@%$

Im mad, really bad

But dont tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my but
Cuz Im bloody $#&@ing nuts

Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like.... whoa


Im mad, really bad
But dont tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut

Cuz it sells to be a !@#%
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like whoa


I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
Night sweetie SHUT UP MUM IM ON MSN!!!

Now the girls are lining up becuz were #~!!@ sailin
But we punch em in the mouth if theyre not sarah palin


Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet WHOA!


Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung

Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her Im well hung (Im quite well hung)


CHORUS

This is the part where the rap breaks down

This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown

This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that hes had a whole $#&@ing family with some Spanish (*##$ and he doesnt even know your name anymore.

CHORUS