im a ninja, on the dancefloor, i got a craving for whatever's yours, cause im a $#&@ing ninja of the dancefloor,i do the things that you can't ignore,

are you a ninja? do you drink special brew, cause you can't afford a bottle of the champagne too,

get out the kitchen if you cant take the heat, i never eat, cause i haven't had a good night till im sick in the street,

oh bro that really smells what have you been drinking man?

super strong brew mother $#&@er do you want a can?
i don't pay my card,mate, i don't pay my cheque, mate, ive got so much change you cant even hold it in your hands i i


I'm an $$#assin of the dancefloor right? i silently $$#assinate every drink in sight,
I've got eyes like a hawk a serial drink thief, I'm like robin hood apart from that I'm robbin for me, from the rich coz I'm poor a celebrity !@^%, I'm the type of boy you told your daughters you watch out for and my hands are like samurai swords but they're not metal so nothing like swords they're just hands, what the $#&@ you saying man, oh...i dunno,


but im still a ninja on the dancefloor, my hands are nothing like samurai sword but im a $#&@ing ninja on the dancefloor so get ready for what ive got in store,

i went to cheapskates to be a cheapskate,

i went to punk to get a little crunk,
i went to mahiki thought i could be cheeky they wouldnt let me in NAH till i showed my katana.


is that my drink?
i ain't got no drink
i swear thats my drink

it was just any drink
my drinks been drunk oh well
that %#@! got stole oh well


oh well welly welly lets take a ride like nelly we can move like jelly we're invisible we're up all night.


I've got special powers, i can stay up for 7 whole hours i can see you when its foggy foggy like snoop doggy doggy

I'm a ninja dick-face gotta tatoo to prove it

dont ever let me see you waste a drink coz i'll loose it , give you 5 whole seconds to finish it up till i come around the corner and take a %#@! in your cup,

I'm a ninja on the dancefloor i take a %#@! in everything thats yours because im a $#&@ing ninja what on the dancefloor what


did you say something ,oh yeh i got a little hyper on the what, like Eminem ,yeah


baby I'm a ninja in a western world now lets hear it from my ninja girl,

baby boo all of my friends are ninjas too just like you oo ooo ooo ooo o


oh %#@! (its a guy)


nin nin ja ja ja im a $#&@ing ninja
nin nin ja ja ja im a $#&@ing ninja
ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni nin ja ja ja im a $#&@ing ninja

ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni nin ja ja ja im a $#&@ing ninja on the dance floor