Last night I was walking down the road
I was struggling trying to find a happy place to go
When all of a sudden pops up a man

With a chicken samosa and beverage in hand
Funny old man with a gummy smile
With piss stained pants, he had no style


It was clear to me he had something to say
So we both stepped back and said take it away


Come one and all to a festival
I wanna teach you all about the Camden crawl


Right, so youâ??ve just gotta do a standard crawl
Thatâ??s all you do, literally on your hands and on your knees

Wow
Are you ready to crawl?
Not at all

Why not?
Because itâ??s a stupid idea!
I havenâ??t done that for ten years or something

Doesnâ??t matter, itâ??s like riding a bike
What and they build a whole festival around this?
Well yeah, itâ??s called the Camden crawl

This is the chorus, thisâ??ll make you understand why you gotta crawl
Iâ??m not getting on my hands and knees
Youâ??ve got to

Iâ??m not gonna do it

Crawl, through Camden

Through Camden, crawl
Itâ??s the place to be, with celebrities
Amy, Doherty on your hands and knees

Crawl, through Camden
Through Camden, crawl
Itâ??s the place for fans to see their favourite bands

Sugababes, Lostprophets on your knees and hands

So weâ??re at a gig still on all fours

But we canâ??t see %#@! kneeling on the floor
Our legs are sore and hands are in pain
What you guys doing, you look really gay


My hands are so dirty, they smell of like urine and poo
Come on guys, whyâ??d you stop crawling?

My knees are bleeding, is it alright if I do the other kind of crawl?
Well thatâ??s theâ?¦ noâ?¦ you canâ??t. You canâ??t do that.
This is the worst idea possible.

What you standing up for?
Well I was gonna enjoy, you know, the likes of the very special Sugababes
I love Sugababes!

â?¦Plan Bâ?¦
I love Sugababes! Donâ??t I say that every day?
I go â??I love Sugababes!â?

Right, then get crawling mate

Crawl through Camden

Through Camden, crawl
Itâ??s the place for I to get high on life
Hold hands, watch bands, we can touch the sky

Crawl through Camden
Through Camden, crawl
Itâ??s the place to be with celebrities

Professor Green, Plan B, come and crawl with me

Crawl through Camden

Through Camden, crawl
Come one and all to a festival
I wanna teach you all about the Camden crawl