MICKY GROOME lyrics : "Moisturise It"
Moisturise it, exorcise it
Moisturise it
Make it go away
Verse 1
A mark appeared upon my face
So I went down to the pharmacist
She said "there's no cause for concern
It's not a mole or cyst"
But nevertheless,I didn't like it
It has to be said, I look like the BLACK FINGERNAIL
From Carry on,don't lose your head.
Bridge 1
Chinese lotions,costly potions
Never work at all
Still they charge ten pounds a bottle
Must think I'm a fool
Stuff it
STUFF IT!
Chorus
Verse 2
This mark is so unsightly
Tried so much medication
Been recommended so much stuff
To remove this indentation
But still the thing remains as large as life upon my cheek
I just want to eradicate this monsterous mystique
Bridge 2
Bottles, packets, little sachets
Fifteen pounds a throw
But none of all these remedies
will make the bastid go
Stuff it
STUFF IT!
Chorus
Middle bit
Been to the doctor's
Went to the hospital
Had it x-rayed
It's still there to-day
Moisturise it
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