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Your dick went straight to DVD

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Your dick suffer from stage fright

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Your dick look like Gary Coleman


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Your dick sits there with dunce cap

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It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus


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Your dick don't even function

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Your dick loves Fred


It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus


It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus