I had a baby named Jane
She could shake that thing
Said her Daddy used to hang

With Johnny Coltrane
She sang a soul train
With her friend named Jen

Her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a herdy-gerdy-dirty little girly
I heard it from a birdy

She could cook a mean turkey
With gravy..baby baby baby
Baby was jens best friend, and maybe..

If you were lucky,
Licky licky, sucky sucky
Mickey mickey, $#&@ me $#&@ me

More junk in the trunk than a honda
I know you wanna do the JANE FONDA


One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma

Let me see you do the jane fonda.
Five, six, seven now
If you dont know, let me show you how

To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda


I had a princess, queen of incest
She was (in Reba Jean her) big breasts
And big eyes and a big $$# to match

Jean wasn't fat, she was easy to catch
Then came Molly your hood from Hollywood High
So fly she was trans-atlantic

She was a manic depressive(manic depressive)
Which was impressive,
Very impressive, I had to test it.

Tasted like chicken and was lemon scented.
She took me home to her momma
I taught them both how to JANE FONDA


One, two, three, four
Get your booty on the dance floor.

Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the jane fonda.
Five, six, seven now

If you dont know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma
I know you wanna do the jane fonda


I had a girl named Dana
From Aanta Anna

She was a waitres at the copa cabana
She was slammin and her $$# was jammin
Like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation

Her brother Jason had a girl named Grace
You could see her $$# from outer space
So I landed on the planet

And planted a Mickey Av flag dammnit

One, two, three, four

Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.

Five, six, seven now
If you dont know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

Get your booty on the dance floor.
Work it out, shake it little momma
Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.

Five, six, seven now
If you dont know, let me show you how
To work it out..work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda