Man, jaded, I know I wanna diss you, but fact is,
in rap I wouldn't even bother with you, if I wasn't all but ripped to
shreds by your messages, so here's a great diss

SYKE, you $#&@in #~!!@, get off ellustrate's dick

This !@$)got doesn't know %#@! bout hip hop, man, he sucks

he thinks the MPC is some kinda machine gun,
thinks the wu tang clan is a $#&@in chinese club,
And you can buy a night with his mom for only 3 bucks,


I'm a $#&@in mentor to this### stain of a dress,
So lemmie give you some advice, take some pain with a diss,

but I'm sayin some news for you, I hate to break it, but yes,
it's not really smoking if you don't enhale to your chest


You claim to be a stoner, stop fakin, b, you're closer
And give up on rappin, years in and you can't make a decent post, but
At first, I knew it wasn't my business

but when you said you'd steal this beat, I had to rip this $#&@er to bits, !#$*

[Verse 2]

(Lil E):

hey jaded, it's lil e, you probably don't know me,

but i dont giva a $#&@ because i ant trying to be homie
no, $#&@ that, it's mic row, you (*##$,
And now you have to sit back and hear me rip this %#@!,


he looks like elvis, but he was straighter than him,
he looks like someone from invader zim,

says he smokes, but no one would pass it to him,
that's only because when he smokes, it's a waste of a spliff,


you've been rappin for 4 years, and haven't got better
and my lines severed in 2 you kinda like a beretta
think you smoke cause you got a pot belly?

it's called blood when my lines cut you, not jelly

after this, you can just sit at home and think of disses,

cause on youtube, all your views are in single digits
only dick riders ride the dickless,
I'd do more, but I got no time for (*##$es.