We don't smoke !@!@&& in MuskogeeWe don't take our trips on LSDWe don't our burn draft cards down on Main StreetWe like living right and being freeWe dont make a party out of lovingBut we like holding hands and pitching woodWe dont let our hair grow long and shaggyLike the hippies out in San Francisco doChorus:I'm proud to be an Okie from MuskogeeA place here even squares can have a ballWe still wave Old Glory down at the court houseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of allLeather boots are still in style for manly footwearBeads and roman sandals wont be seenFootball's still the roughest thing on campusAnd the kids here still respect the college dean(Chorus)We still wave Old Glory down at the court houseIn Muskogee Oklahoma USA