Guess I can spare two words or three
But I'm a busy man, you see
Whatever I decide

It's always meant to be
For I'm the one that pulls the strings
Of this world you're living in.

Hiding in the dark
Lies your secret king


But I don't need no commentary
Normal people, they're just silly
I can say I can be so proud

Yeah take a look at all my money
And my wife, she's young and pretty
Heaven knows I can be so proud


Every nation comes to me
To get dirty secrets cleaned

And those wars they win
It's my nuclear keys
But if you turn on your TV,

It's me again that you will see
On the President's side,
Guess he's never free


Talking about some economy
It was I who was so scary

Lord knows I can be so proud
I can overturn the country
Make a thousand out of fifty

I must admit I can be so proud

So can you see them coming to me

The're all trapped down like newbies
I can say I can be so proud
Lying to you is just so easy

It's my job so don't feel guilty
He hey, now you know I can be so proud


Don't ever try to argue with me
Oh my lawyer ain't so funny
Lord knows I can be so proud

Nevermind the rise of the sea
I have my own jaccuzzi
Now you see I can be so proud