There's an elephant in the room
Fun guy with wicked point of view
Martyrdom just for a laugh

Monday night is the night to go
"sow your oats" kind of metaphor
Get her done before departure


Win loose goose it's all the same
She lifts up her skirt

Shows me her blessing
That could be the only thing
I will be missing

Running around in someone's apartment
Screaming at the top of our lungs
Fantastic nonsense


Pudgy (*##$es being rude
Lost her street with her attitude

Nothing more than master blaster
Friday is the night to stay
Time now for amateur parade

Nothing more than proper posture

Said loose goose it's all the same

Nude pictures and forest games

She lifts up her skirt

Shows me her blessing
That could be the only thing
I will be missing

Running around in someone's apartment
Screaming at the top of our lungs
Fantastic nonsense


What do you say, what do you say, what do you say?
Their fancy pants with the fancy hats


She lifts up her skirt
She shows me her blessing

That could be the only thing
I will be missing
Running around in someone's apartment

Screaming at the top of our lungs
Fantastic nonsense