Baby I`m back
Here to win your hand
Tonight I have a notion

To get kiss
I love my bible,
I`m an American man

So why won`t you have this paleontologist?
Look,
You`re a heazy running cowboy

And I love your horse
Just quit that evil ...commit
Cuz yer fossils and yer facts and yer carbon dating

According to the bible they`re horse%#@!
Now if you wanna though rough
Can you read me this?

How can man and dinosaurus can cohabitate?
Why`s there no record?
You cute creationist?

Convince me girl so we can procreate
Darwin was a douche
Evolution is a sin

Is all the proof you need to be my protagonist
Ther`s a %#@! glory legend staring dinosaurs and man
Only thing is

They called them dragons

Chorus:

hitch your wagon
to the wings of a dragon
We should combine the bible

And the bill of rights
Stick American flag in
hitch your wagon

to the wings of a dragon

But there`s one thing I just can`t figger

How did Noah fit them dragons o his boat?
Come on use yer nogging
Fer more than holding yer hat up

Two dinosaurs eggs was hold
Of course your beauty and your
Faith they don`t sold me hard

Just two white heterosexuals in the sun
Your true blood conversion
Puts the red in my cheeks

And I thin you`ll find these
Colors they don`t run


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