[Verse 1: Mediumjay]
Comin' with the Heata
Killin all these demons

Me and Based Jesus aka Steven
Will leave your body leaking
With little to no reason

Except/Accept that your evil
Up in the church steeple
Even Jesus had 12 disciples

@@#!ing up that rifle
Aiming at the devil
With a $#&@in' Synpa

If you don't like me
Come and fight me
I'm the type of guy that will turn the other cheek

I don't even talk I just let my tech speak
(Gunshots)
$#&@ the ^!$$%s who hate me

Cause God appreciates me
Wake up daily, my soul is his for the taking
Work like a slave, But don't worship the king

Somewhere down in the middle and I feel like Benjamin Franklin
Norah Jones, J. K. Rowling
I helped Ray Allen move to Miami

And you ^!$$%s looking for me and you found me so I have to stay movin
!@%& I'm Zooted


[Verse 2: Based Jesus]
And I'm Based Jesus
Coming in to please us

I will shoot you in the ^&@#$
When I drive by in my Prius (Ho)
I got more swag than you know or ever heard before

I'm a herbivore, I got mo' hoes than you can even bargain for
At the bargain store I got more !@^%s than mordor
In liquor store or Fedora

I don't give a %#@! about your !@^%
Cause I got swag, your just a !@$)
My eggs never lay, I get laid everyday

But I rep abstinence, how does that work?
Anyways I'm a jerk, I just got all the perks
I just go bizzurke, Like it $#&@ing hurts

Because I shot off your dick, Because you are not a chick
Your not a chick but you got no dick, So what does that make you a mother$#&@in freak
On the streets, You can't beat your meat

You can't beat others meat, because I shot off your feet
And you like foot jobs your a slob, So you can slob on a $#&@in' Knob
On corn on the cob, I don't really care cause I got a job, My name is bob

Don't give a $#&@ about a (*##$
Spit vicious, Leave (*##$es
Malnourished, You can't even step to this

Cause I got weapons kept into stash boxes
I'm inter-molecular I'm always checkin ya
Checkin' and reckin' and takin and raping

And lying awake and I'm Baked out my face
And I don't give a %#@!, Cause I'm macing my face
I'm Taking and making and breaking a shake

With God I'm always safe, chillin in a safe
Find a bible and now I find God and now I feel Great


[Verse 3: Mediumjay]
I feel like Carly Rae Jepsen
Gettin' all the attention

You can call me maybe, Later we get the sexin'
And I ain't havin it, Girls think I'm abstinence
HAHA When I $#&@ em from the back I feel like Jennifer Lopez

Your Experience with me is legendary
I got married to a chick that looked like Katy Perry
And she's so generous shes like Ellen DeGeneres

Always trying to give me special types of gifts
And when we make passionate love, She's trying to record me
This girls so ^^&$#* shes like Angelina Jolie

Eatin' Guacamole, Playing rollie-Pollie
I'mma pimp son! Feel like Jessica Simpson
Mediumjay I had to say, get at me for a mention

And you must be kiddin' me
But I never kid. Just Like I'm Oprah Winfrey
And I'm still on that same thing
(*##$ I feel like Gayle King
Ass like Kim Kardashian

And I'm the mixtape Audio $$#assin
I kill a track. Without fail
And I'm feelin' like I'm Ashley Tisdale
Shells like an Armadillo
A $#&@ing chinchilla

And I'm feelin' like I sing like Jason Derulo
And I say that I'm every Girl
Cause I only $#&@s with Mother Nature
Shhh. Don't tell anyone