Dig in the trash, there's nothing to eat
Sores on my tongue, sores on my feet
Open the fridge, there's only pickles and beer

Breakfast of champions, only things served in here

Nothing is something I'll get some today

Nothing is something I'm wasting away
Nothing is something my life's in decay
Nothing is something


Going to a party, to look for my friends
I know I ain't got none, hell I can always pretend

Everyone will be there, where the girls go
I don't know where it is, And I don't know where to go
Things I do, decisions I make

My life story's a comic book, that explains the way I look