Ah yeah, I'm back (*##$es.
Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding, they should suck my dick!

Chorus: ##&*%$ [What!] (2x) I wanna have sex with your ##&*%$ [Uhh!] ##&*%$ [What!] (2x) 2 + 2 = ##&*%$.
Verse #1: My love is like lightning, it gives girls !@($s
My dick is like an airplane, it gives girls !@($s.

I'm the Wayne Gretsky of sexual stuff
I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch

I'm the Shakespeare of enormous @@#!
I'm the Helen Keller of having sex
No wait, that's an bad example

Why did my ^&@#$ cross the road?
To get to the other...
[Chorus], E = MC ##&*%$

Verse #2: I've got a present for you right here
Actually it's not really a present, it's my ^&@#$!
And I like to call it the spear

Cause spears are long and hard, like my ^&@#$
I don't like it when you talk
Cause that just means you aren't sucking my ^&@#$.

Love is for girls and gays
If you want to be with me it goes 1 or 2 ways
Either you have sex with me

Or you have sex with me.
I have really good sex moves
That I learned in China

I'm a sexual tiger
And I feed on ##&*%$
Roar!

[Chorus], What time is it? ##&*%$
What's the difference between a girls mouth and her ##&*%$?
There is none

I want my ^&@#$ to be in both those things
I'm a good sex man
Girls love my sex

I'm a good sex man
Cause my sex is the best
I'm like Jean Claude van Dam

But instead of fighting people, I have sex with them.