You went to the brothel to finally get laid / you wanted some love, the hookers wanted to get paid / but wait, let's get back to your massive boner / you didn't have a girl, you were a loner / her name was Shirley, she came from New Orleans / she loved to fart, that's why she loved to eat beans / she suffered from a syphilis infection but didn't tell it to anyone / blastomas on her twat were shining like the sun / you fell in love with that !@^% immediately / it was lechery at first sight, you haven't $#&@ed lately / you asked for cuddling, coffee and hard !@#^ penetration / stuff like that is illegal in some nations / you said "I wanna lick that #~!!@ whatever it may take" / Shirley thought "oh gee that will be your biggest mistake" / but she needed the dead pres, so she said yes / "my pimp Wes, he takes 80 percent she said" / it's a true story folks, believe that / now a few years later syphilis has got you by the balls / soon you're a $#&@ing dead $$#hole like Biggie Smalls / but you don't care about any single day / because your brain cells melt away, / that's the price you gotta pay / for crossing a hookers way /