Fray Fray's back with his brand new song,
wrote it by myself and it didn't take long,
wanted to be called McFlurry but i spelled it wrong,

I'll beat up all my haters because I'm really strong,
when I get stressed I hit the bong,
lyrics in the description so sing along,


I came from France yeah I've lived in the slums,
I moved to England made a few chums,

we broke into an orchid stole a few plums,
went to my maths class did a few sums,
ate a few biscuits spilt a few crumbs,

I wait at a bus stop till a bus comes,

I wanna be a gardener I wanna plant a seed,

I wanna grow !@(% I wanna grow weed,
when you join the puddle boys you have to say a creed,
they let me use a scribe cuz they knew i couldn't read,


Hey Domz hit the track,
my name's MC Domz and I like to rap,

You wanna meet me I'm a pretty nice chap,
but if you make me cross I'll give you a slap,
I'll make you go pop! like bubble wrap,

you like MC Fray Fray? so do I. snap!
I'll hand you back to Fray Fray now brap brap,


Don't let me near your kids cuz I'll lead them astray,
I'll make them think alcohol and drugs are okay,
I'll get your kids crunk it's the puddle boy way,

I'm gonna let them kiss me they're gonna turn gay,
I'll be the predator they'll be my prey,
We'll have a great time it'll be a field day,

I'm not your average criminal I'm not a cliché,
I'm the hardest blummin youth in the whole UK,


I like to stack Ps yeah I've got a lot of dosh,
I don't like sports so I don't play squash,
I like being dirty I've never had a wash,

if you saw all the crimes I do you would say gosh,
I don't like poor people I am too posh,
next time I see a poor person I'll hit them with a cosh,


if you want to be the best rapper first we must duel,
and if you wanna duel it's by Fray Fray's ruels,

and don't call me cruel when I make you look a fool,
you're just jelly cuz I'm way too cool,
I'm by far the best rapper in the whole blummin school,

I'm way better than RL cuz they all drool,

If you don't wanna get ill stay away from me,

I've got the French plague and an STD,
I probably caught it from David
It's hepatitis A or hepatitis C,

but by the time i'm twenty i want all three,
I wanna go to collage get a degree,
I wanna go in the sun get some vitamin D,

I wanna play soccer and climb a big tree,
I wanna try meth and some LSD,


if you mess with me you'll be an amputee,
if you ask me to be your bf I will say oui,
I know how to treat a girl I'll buy her Maccy D,

and for special occasions take her KFC
if i have a party I'll put up a marquee,
I blummin hate school and a car theif