Heyy this is steven hawkins on the mic,
my dick is so big it will make you bounce all night,
the beat is slow, pumping and the beat is sick,

yes i am a special so $#&@ all you pricks.

my legs dont work but my voice is fly,

my custom rims will make your (*##$es cry,
pass me my keyboard and watch this %#@!,
come here megan fox and i'll lick your !@$%.


i watch balamory at 5 o clock,
justin beiber came on so i wacked out my @@#!,

i may looked deformed but im not that bad,
take me to essex and i'll go $#&@ing mad.


i maybe $#&@ed up but i can still see,
thank $#&@ im not black or even chinese,
i want to go black but i can't go back,

i am a tranny, got a problem with that.

Chorus:

Strawberry, Computer, Radiator and Dope,
Carpet, Picture Frame, and a bar of soap,
We maybe in wheelchairs but were still alive,

We can still have sex using USB and harddrives, x 2

Life is good when i look in the sky,

when you sit on my face its like eating pork pies,
Your face looks ugly and your minge is blue waffle,
I start to munch on it and start to rofl.


I am fat and you start to look,
I got more chins then a chinese phonebook,

But this aint about me, this is about Hawkin,
are you listening, what the $#&@ are you talking?


My rifle is for fighting, my @@#! is my gun,
My rifle is for playing and my @@#! is for fun,
We are the wheelchairs bashers and united we stand,

Steven Hawkins earns over 100 grand,

I'm steven hawkins wife and life is good,

When he gets a hard on its hard as wood,
But i cant $#&@ for real, hope you understood,
you should, i would understand if i could,


(Robo Dizz is now on for the solo, give it up for him!)


I'm not negro or a phillipino,
American fat or even a pedo,
My @@#! is hard so lets have a wank,

Can't pay for !@$^, where's my bank?
I want you drill me in the $$#,
my %#@! is dry and sharp as glass,

1 (*##$ 2 (*##$ 3 (*##$ 4,
Get a johnny and pound some more,
But this rap is for Steven Hawkins, not me

I'm just a hard drive, will he $#&@ me?

Chorus:

Strawberry, Computer, Radiator and Dope,
Carpet, Picture Frame, and a bar of soap,
We maybe in wheelchairs but were still alive,

We can still have sex using USB and harddrives, x 4