Good evening ladies this is MC Chris
You know I know how to love loving is what I do best
For those of you that are depressed dry your eye

MC Chris will arrive

MC Chris number 1 with the ladies

Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies

MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris number 1 with the ladies

Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies

This ones for the ladies The crazy hunny-babies

The biddies with the %#@!ties that drive
Jimmy dizzy at the mini-mall
Arby's sauce on my lapel I'm chilling at the perfume counter so I can smell

The intoxicating breezes bring on wheezes and sneezes
Have me over for dinner and let me eat your feces
I go to pieces cause I fall in love five times a day

My name is mc chris before you buy like doing KLJ

Mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting

You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother $#&@ing mac %#@!


Mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother $#&@ing mac %#@!

Mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother $#&@ing mac %#@!


Well one? $#&@ that I'm number infin'
As in "In like Flynn" so let me begin

Obviously I'm mc word I deserve it
As for the many cuties that let me berserk it
I work the circuit from XLR to RCA

I get up on the mic about every damn day

All the way from Sante Fe over to the Ukraine

I get more insane than my boy Billy Zane
On the Titanic leaving all the ladies in a Leonardo panic
Not a manic but I turn it like it's static

I lock them upstairs just like flowers in the attic
Like she was Kimmy Gibbler and I was Bob Saget


Mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother $#&@ing mac %#@!

Mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive
Cause mc chris is the mother $#&@ing mac %#@!


Amazing the act of body painting
I get up on the mic til I leave all the ladies fainting

In my life it's always raining but yo it's not cats and pups
It's me wearing hoes with big $$# butts
We've been known to rock we've been known to party

We've been known to strip and shake our bodies
You like our show, you like our sound?
Mother$#&@er put your money down


Mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive

Cause mc chris is the mother $#&@ing mac %#@!
Mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
You can't help it if you find him attractive

Cause mc chris is the mother $#&@ing mac %#@!
The mac %#@! the mac %#@!
Who is the mother$#&@in mac %#@!?

The mac %#@! the mac %#@!
Who is the mother$#&@in mac %#@!?
Mac %#@! mac %#@!

Who is the mother$#&@in mac %#@!?
Mac %#@! mac %#@!
Who is the mother$#&@in mac %#@!?
Ooooooooh yeah, oh jesus, oh jesus