Now we're going to launch our three contestants to the three corners of hell, as soon as I press this button.
Should I press this button?
YAAAAYYYYY!

Yeah! The immediate viewer poll tells me press the button so I'm going to press. this. !#@*IN. BUTTON! BOOM! PHEWWWWW! YEAH! Off they go rocketing at the speed of thought into the three corners of hell. They're gone, they've started their journey.
But, as we all know, to chase and hunt them on the journey are, THE HUNTERS.
OOOHHHH!

Here they come one by one, here's

Scorpio

Tensular
Ringum Young
Jake "The Rake" Colby

Ricky Rack
Icestorm
Buspants

Fire Brigade
Cupid's Devil
Little Winky

Jackulope
Snaps Pro
The Cunt Funtler

Chint
Mason Dixon
Happenstance

Running Toes
Face$#&@
The German

Houstonoff
Lee Barbs the Fumin Carmen
Taina Ray

Tanka Two
Magoa
The Phillipino Nino

Gravel
Snipperhead
The Chickman

$#&@ Tackler
Kreliamite
The Terlminator

Smank
Ed Krelly
Fenton and the Whims

Prilosec
Jack Tuckman
Yulio

The Beemaster
Prant
Little Pinkman

Wiwo and Zeevo!
The Pululist
Snappy

Mouseman
Chive
The Salad Tosser

Marl
Chavon
Ugamu

The Pinkie
Imp
Lift Lockman

The Firemaster
The Gun Grunt
The Military Monkey

Suck Dickman
Little Willy
The Mafia

Jax
The Little Dipper
The Chinese Torch

Funk and Freak
Millie and the Bandits
The Raker

Smelly Cyrus
Hopper and the Rabbit Toe
Frelly

Zip
Zap
Mutt
Chit
Fit

Willy Willy
Louie Looeye
Sally Mae and Fannie Brick
Old Grandma
Brother Bear

Huggy Malone
Lucky Luigi
The Janitorial Staff and their mothers
The Jew
The Grabber

Meagan's Law
Parp
Siddikwai
The Jamaican Bacon
The Reefer Runner

Hep Cat
The Biker Bunch and the Bag Ladies
Helmutt
Tatonka
Andre the Gyna
The Smiler

The Big Apple Jerkus
Fellati-WHAT
Iceman
Buzz
Electro$#&@
Zappy the %#@!man Cometh
The Queer

The Dandelion
The Laugher
El Kazoo
The Lamp
The Chairmaster
The Radiator
El Tablo

Rinky Runkman
The Public Speaker
The DVD Colleciton
The Fart
Drapes
Howard's Inn
The Condom

The Hippie
The Invisible Ma'am
The Finger $#&@er
The Toothless %#@!head
And... Mittie the Monkman Marty!

YAAAAYYYYY!

Yeah!

You've met your hunters. Happy hunting hunters! We release you now to the three corners of hell, to kill those contestants! Or, if not kill, subdue their souls in the box of Na'arma'woreth for all of eternity. I'll be checking in periodically through the show. Enjoy, and remember, G T F OOOOOOOOOO!

All guests of GTFO stay at the wonderful Ramada-Hyatt resort in beautiful downtown Los Angeles!