you can't tell me what toys i can play with
you can't tell me not to grow my crops
you can't tell me which sex i can marry

its so scary the weird way that you watch

straight out of ponyville

mother$#&@er name twilight
don't call her belle
sweetie bell raise hell and beat u in barfight


she's a unicorn
horn got the force move %#@! around and teleport

but she's a pony
that's a horse that will but of course cavort for sport


like spike on rarity clydesdale clarity
there's the horse that i hunger for
fluttershy got those butter thighs

bumblesweet but with a little bit of mumblecore

pinkemena is mean mother$#&@er

pullin pranks with rainbowdash
they don't give a $#&@ if your %#@!'s $#&@ed up
they gonna fall back and laugh


you can't tell me what toys i can play with
you can't tell me not to grow my crops

you can't tell me which sex i can marry
its so scary the weird way that you watch


u know the type
make you think about suicide they're so super hype
then you know that pinkie pie so freakafied

whatever sweets inside won't suffice

(beat) dash is lass with the rainbow mane

pass so fast make u lose your cool
she's a mine detector a cloud collector
when's the last time you heard a rainbow boom


everytime somebody rocks a rainbow
like R2 or lucky charms

they gotta get all aggro back in the backroom
make sure nobody doin any harm


bunch of baloney just a bunch of ponies
save that horse%#@! for your barn
the only danger in this manger

is finding friendship on the farm

you can't tell me what toys i can play with

you can't tell me not to grow my crops
you can't tell me which sex i can marry
it's so scary the weird way that you watch


don't talk smack unless they force you
if it's applejack u might taste her horseshoe

help her with the harvest if she requests it,
her heart is the part that is heavily invested


herd not a pack with some stand back dramatics,
don't panic when they stampede through the static
u heard that it's wack heard frienship is magic

better than back in the paddock

some ponies know their cutie marks

and some must crusade
some people know their role in life,
and some others must wait

I love my little pony
my little pony is great
i wish that people were ponies

then life wouldn't be lame

you can't tell me what toys i can play with

you can't tell me not to grow my crops
you can't tell me which sex i can marry
it's so scary the weird way that you watch