[Verse 1]
All I drink is Fanta, man, that's it
So you could say that I'm pretty fantastic

When I take a piss though I pee orange juice
Intoxicated on all sorts of foreign fruits
You can't eat with a closed mouth

That's why I never shut up
I put the Asian in caucasian, food I'll cut up
But I am black in my special location; my nose

Big enough to sniff lots of !@%!e
On an errand to sell drugs like I'm Pinkman, (*##$
Your career is the Titanic and I'm sinking it

I'll kill you faster than a cone snail
Nailed it; toenail
After eleven the streets is dangerous

But I'm up in heaven walking on angel dust
My beach is better, Jay Z of the rap game
Ain't gotta rhyme cause new rules, uh

You can't outsmart me, don't even bother
I'm cooler than riding a moose in the water
Never forget, the concept is no concept

Allahu akbar, my man, that ain't no bomb threat
But the outfit I be wearing is the bomb
Making headlines with weed in my hand like a Don

So much money, wow, I'm making papers now
Triple entendre, don't even ask me how
I'll kill you !@#( like curiosity

M'Balls on the track, what an atrocity
Now they want me perform at your city


[Hook]
I'm richer than what I would've been
If I picked up a pen back when I was ten

I'm richer than what I would've been
If I picked up a pen back when I was ten


[Verse 2]
All I listen to is DJ Napzilla, that's it
So you could say that I'm pretty naptastic

Stick my finger in your eye; do you like what you see?
My mouth is so big I benchpress with my teeth
If you piss me off you get pissed on

Then I walk away in my pimp walk
My ^&@#$ is smaller than yours
But you ain't got %#@! on my balls

Riding the beat like a bike with no wheels
Get a boner for no reason like a nosebleed
I write my hardest verses when I have a boner

Cute girl passing me by, might as well bone her
You got something that I might crave
And I always have chicken on fried-day

Was born cool, but global warming made me hot
Reached for the moon and landed on a star
My golf jacket on, it got 18 holes

Can't freestyle, but I can backstroke
Tender with the bars, I serve you well
Roam the streets with a purple scent

I'm a monkey, fire banana clips and split men
I be in the Black Sea filling up my ink pen
Everyone around telling me fishing is illegal

I'm just trying to teach my worm to swim, people
Indians be like holy cow the way I smoke grass
As a toddler I was walking 'round with a mustache

Yeah, word to Yung Huf, I remain humble
Even though I got a shout out from 9th Wonder


[Hook]