/Verse/
"The beauty's on the inside"
-- That's what ugly people say

At least that's what I thought
Until she came my way


She has no waist line,
Her hair is like barbed wire,
Both legs are left ones,

But she sets my heart on fire

/Chorus/

Everything stops
When she begins to sing
Space-time unraveled

By the karaoke Queen
/Fill/
oo -- oo -- oo -- oo -- yeah!


/Verse/
I wanna be her king

And live with her in the castle
I don't care if her face
Looks like a portrait by Picasso


Don't tell me, friends
That I could do much better

She's got fifty rows of teeth?
It doesn't really matter!



/Chorus/
Everything stops

When she begins to sing
Space-time unraveled
By the karaoke Queen


oo -- oo -- oo -- oo -- yeah!


/Bridge/
The karaoke Queen
She really blew my mind

So keep safe distance, mate!
I'm gonna make her mine!


/Verse/
Yeah, She's a rock and roller
She can sing the Blues

She can moan some R&B
And do harmonies too


Yeah, she's the kind of woman
That takes your breath away
Few beers down the road

The looks won't matter anyway

/Chorus/

Everything stops
When she begins to sing
Space-time unraveled

By the karaoke Queen

oo -- oo -- oo -- oo -- yeah!


[Solo]
[Same as verse]

[Same as chorus]

Verse

If she can't cook chicken,
that would be alright
I just want to sing duets

Every karaoke night!
She's not easy on the eye
But she is quite a thrush

The beauty's on the inside
And that's why I have this crush

Chorus
[Outro -- repeat verse x2]