VERSE #1:
Diarrhea Hysteria
%#@! everywhere

Nowhere to go
Diarrhea Hysteria
You can't escape

Nor can you hide
CHORUS:
Diarrhea Hysteria

Ruining lives everywhere you go
There's no escape
Wipe your $$# with tape

VERSE #2:
Diarrhea Hysteria
Toilet blew up

This just won't stop
Diarrhea Hysteria
Mom walked in

Got struck by %#@!
CHORUS:
Diarrhea Hysteria

Ruining lives everywhere you go
It's watching you
Fist you $$# with glue