Venus was a fly trap

The man you loved devoured


I used to dream about your sister


Standing in the shower




But I was never cool


You thought I was a cowboy

I wonder where my gun is


Can you spare a bullet, senorita?




I will always be the worst





Generation X-Wing

That's got to be the death star


I used to dream about the future


I used to dream about a lot of things




But I was never cool


So you can call me loser

Yeah, you can call me anything


You want to senorita




I will always be the worst





Help me up with a pair of wings

A little rope, all those things


She always said I'd find the cure for cancer


I read my horoscope but I just can't pull it off alone




Venus was a fly trap


The man you loved devoured

I used to dream about your sister


$#&@ing me in the shower




But I was never cool


So you can call me loser


Yeah, you can call me anything

You want to senorita




I will always be the worst