I am a very naughty monkey and I really think

This band is really %#@!, ha ha, I'm naughty, okay


Just forget it man, alright you slam your band, you're fired


I told you, we really $#&@ing hate this band, they suck




She was a dancer, I was out work


She had a law degree, I used to be a clerk

She takes her clothes off for the Japanese


I take my clothes off whenever it suits me




Barely living but I'm living large


Well, it ain't the ending that I fear


So, let's go downtown and walk around

'Til you feel like the walls are caving in





You could sail beside the world tonight

They were taken and they would ruin you


You could sell us every words tonight




She had a name like April Spring


But her mother called her Judy


She takes her clothes off for the Japanese

She says they're nicer than most would be





Barely living, but we're living large

Well, ain't the middle that I fear


Put in the ground and wait around


'Til you feel like the walls are caving in




You could sail beside the world tonight


And they were taken and they would ruin you




Well, her hate is still prettier in person


Prettier than words now, prettier than, prettier than me

You could sail beside the world tonight





You're turning into the biggest it all gets

And my head is so light


You're turning into the biggest it all gets

And my head is so light, so, so light




You could sail beside the world tonight

And they were taken and they would ruin you


Well, her hate is prettier in person

Prettier than words now, prettier than me