GREEN IS THE COLOR OF ENVY I ENVY EVERYTHING THATS NOT GREEN
GOT A FOUR LEAF CLOVER IN MY POCKET CAUSE TONIGHT I'M GETTING LUCKY
I NEVER WAS A STRAIGHT AA STUDENT

SO FROM THIS BAR STOOL I AIN'T MOVING

RAISE YOUR GLASS

HERE'S A TOAST TO DRINK LIKE A FISH
AND IF ANYONE ASKS
ABOUT TONIGHT YOU CAN PLEAD THE FIFTH

I JUST WANNA SAY THAT TODAY'S MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY
THAT'S BECAUSE I LIVE LIKE EVERY DAY IS ST. PATRICK'S DAY


I FEEL LIKE A TERRORIST FROM ALL THE IRISH CAR BOMBS
DRUNK OFF GREEN BEER AND BAILEYS SINGING KARAOKE ALL NIGHT LONG
A LEPRECHAUN JUST BOUGHT ME A SHOT OF WHISKEY

AND THE GIRL WITH THE LONG CURLY HAIR JUST WALKED UP AND KISSED ME

SO RAISE YOUR GLASS

HERE'S A TOAST TO DRINK LIKE A FISH
AND IF ANYONE ASKS
ABOUT TONIGHT YOU CAN PLEAD THE FIFTH

I JUST WANNA SAY THAT TODAY IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY
THAT'S BECAUSE I LIVE LIKE EVERY DAY IS ST. PATRICK'S DAY


MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE RIGHT AT YOUR FEET
MAY YOU NEVER LIE, STEAL, CHEAT OR DRINK
AND IF YOU'RE GONNA LIE, LIE IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS

IF YOU'RE GONNA STEAL, STEAL EACH OTHER'S HEARTS
AND IF YOU'RE GONNA CHEAT, THEN CHEAT DEATH
AND IF YOU'RE GONNA DRINK, THEN DRINK TO THAT


RAISE YOUR GLASS
HERE'S A TOAST TO DRINK LIKE A FISH

AND IF ANYONE ASKS
ABOUT TONIGHT YOU CAN PLEAD THE FIFTH
I JUST WANNA SAY THAT TODAY'S MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY

THAT'S BECAUSE I LIVE LIKE EVERY DAY IS ST. PATRICK'S DAY
THAT'S BECAUSE I LIVE LIKE EVERY DAY IS ST. PATRICK'S DAY