MATT:

If I had giant !@%$

I would never get %#@! done
I'l just slap them round on everything
like big ol' bags of fun


stand in front of the mirror
to jiggle and play

get my homies to touch them
but not in a gay way


but I'm a dude
with dude sized breasts
and that's the way I like it

cause the ladies like me best

I'll put my face in your !@%$

and cup them with my hand
then I'll motorboat you
to a different land


I wanna get into your beavage
but I'll take a dose of cleavage

from your Babylon bobalons
your back must be quite strong


I was so lucky girl
to find ya
before when I said beavage

I meant v**ina

yeah I'm grooving with my boobies

and it's making all my fruities
get all ready for their duties
hope I don't have to use ruffles


but I will if that's what it's gonna take
or I'll take a mental image and I'll m******te

never gonna hate If I gotta wait
tithes are great


CHORUS:

All the ladies out there

lift your shirts up in the air
don't be afraid no need to care
there are !@%$ everywhere!


Show us your !@%$ (hey!)
let's see your !@%$ (hey!)

I want your !@%$ (hey!)
get out your tithes (for me!)


AL CITY:

Ever since I was a young boy

growing up in the world
I wanted to see a rack of !@%$
being unfurled


I would hate to be
like a breast all day

being crushed and locked up
in the tightest way


squished and squashed
and stuck in a bra
we need them !@%$ out

not like jam in a jar

your nipples are hard

your boobies are hot
and if you're up for it
you can nibble on my @@#! (on my @@#!)


breasts, boobies
or mammary glands
bouncy fun bags
or happy cans


just want to have those boobies
all in my hands
and I can take you to the top
with my breastical plans


I'm l**king and s**king
all on your breasts
a White Russian with breast milk
is the best


so make your boobies bounce
all up and down
I'm like a priest on a young boy
going to town


CHORUS

I got a boner
got a boner?
over !@%$

over !@%$?
got a boner over tithes
over !@%$
f**k yeah!

CHORUS