Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing control, I'm all over the place
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Chorus:


Well, you started out with nothing
And you're proud you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"


You started out with nothing
And you're proud you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling

Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you