(feat. Kane & Abel, Mia X, Mystikal, Silkk The Shocker)

[Master P]

Uhhhhhh, ha ha
Where the real ^!$$%s at
Right chea, right chea

Over there, over there, over there, over there
Where the real (*##$es at
Right chea, right chea

Over there, over there, over there, over there
Where the real ^!$$%s at
Right chea, right chea

Over there, over there, over there, over there
Where the real (*##$es at
Right chea, right chea

Over there, over there, over there, over there
Where the real ^!$$%s at
Right chea, right chea

Over there, over there, over there, over there

[Mystikal]

^!$$%, I'm the buzz in your weed and the bubbles in your beer
M-Y-S-T-I-kal Its the man right chea
I ain't the '90 through the '94 Buffallo Bills

I ain't Dennis Rodman's hair and I ain't Holyfield's ear
I ain't that damn man you see standin' at the Appollo
I ain't that 298 dollar 60 cent check from McDonald's

(*##$ I'm the line through the "t" and the dot on the "i"
I'm the mother$#&@in' crocodile tears when you cry
I'm the lightning in bad weather!

I'm that ^!$$% in that picture on your girlfriend dresser
I ain't no ho, I ain't no punk, I ain't no (*##$, I ain't no !@$)
I ain't no sucker, I ain't no trick, I ain't no snitch, I ain't no rat

I'm that $20,000 a pop every stop when I'm tourin'
I'm that "FIRE!" on that last verse of "Make 'Em Say UHHH!"
I ain't that same ol' same, ordinary, everyday rapper

(*##$, I killed Kenny, SO I GUESS I'M THAT BASTARD!

[Master P]

Where the hot boys at
Right chea, right chea
Over there, over there, over there, over there

Where the hot girls at
Right chea, right chea
Over there, over there, over there, over there x2


[Mia X]
I'm the (*##$ that say bring it on if you want to

From the city where we known, baby for what we goin do
I'm the lady alligator who's the calm in that water
I'm the migrane in your head bumping harder and harder

I'm the floss hard hoe ^!$$% that @@#!s the squat
Dead smack on your face like that infrared dot
I'm the index finger on the trigger, don't move

Woops, saw you blink your eyes now you goin make the news
If I catch you in the club and you start to trippin
I'm the fifty brass knuckles that's goin hit your chin

All the snitchers sitting down with the feds to yap
I'm the loud hard chhh on the rat trap
I'm the drama in your heart when your people get killed

I'm the feeling in your stomach when you get your last meal
I'm the hardcore undisputed hip-hop diva
I'm the lady on report card day I'm Mama Mia


[Master P]
Where the real ^!$$%s at

Where they at, where they at
Right chea, right chea
Over there, over there

Where the real (*##$es at
Right chea, right chea
Over there, over there

Where they at, where they at

[Silkk The Shocker]

Ahhhhhhh!
I'm the past that always seems to come back and haunt ya
I'm the four five carrier, mister grenade launcher
I'm the ^!$$% with the gun, that reacts where the dollar at
I'm the ^!$$% with the six hundred everybody's tryin to holler at

I be the bookie that you pay ^!$$%s to keep off your $$#
I be the reason why you didn't pass, the reason why you cut class
I be the reason why they buried ya, and carried ya
I be the ^!$$% that put the wood in your fiance
The reason why she didn't marry ya

I be the ^!$$% that trying to keep round, and hang around your sister
I be the ^!$$% they call Silkk The Shocker, you might call me MISTER!
Now I got a drop top, I'm a ghetto wise guy
Military minding, front lining, all up for a drive by
Case over like the last don, like all the cash gone

Answer wrong, cause I'm the little brother of the last don
Little (*##$ can't mix, flip %#@!, loose lips sink ships
Plus I gotta pair of seamans shoes, can I make fit, your a fake (*##$
Keep my ice wrist, keep her tight (*##$, between the trigger
Keep a tight grip, infared on my %#@! so I don't miss

Now I'm that razor that cuts the dope, it aint nothin but a 504
Member the one they call Vito, yeah that's me (you know)

[Master P]
Where the hot boys at
Where they at, where they at

Right chea, right chea
Over there, over there
Where the hot girls at
Where they at, where they at
Right chea, right chea
Over there, over there


[Kane & Abel]
I'm the enemy behind, so watch your back
When the live brown hit the chamber, I'm the click clack
When you run, I'm the danger, I'm the smack and the pimp slap
I'm the %#@! that bubble up when you cook that crack
The ^!$$% that $#&@ed up the party when I pull my strap
The ^!$$% that $#&@ed all the hoes I'll be trying to mack

I was scarface, sniffing with his nose in !@%!e
The ^!$$% that taught your little brother
how to cook that dope (Kane & Abel)
The first ^!$$% on the block that make your momma deep throat
I'm the hustlin $$# ^!$$% with the watches and the cold

[Master P]

Where the real ^!$$%s at
Where they at, where they at
Where the real (*##$es at
Where they at, where they at
Where the hot boys at
Where they at, where they at
Where the hot girls at

Where they at, where they at
Where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at
Where the hot boys at
Where the hot girls at

[Master P]
I'm the balls on your cell, I'm the fire down in hell

I'm the ice cream bells, I'm the gas you pump at shell
^!$$%, I'm the wheels on the tank, ha ha
I'm the million dollars that you want from the bank
I'm a diamond on a ring, I'm your brains when you think
I'm your bartender when you drink, I'm OJ without the shank
^!$$%, I'm the M in $#&@in mob (mob)
I'm the clothes that you wear when you wanna jump shob
I'm the super in dome, I'm the C in chrome
I'm the hurricane that knock down your mother$#&@ing home
I'm the K in killer, I'm the D in drug dealer
I'm the G in gangsta ^!$$%, I'm the realest ^!$$%
That you ever wanna meet when you walking on the street
I'm the gold on your teeth, I'm the nike's on your feet
I'm the ^!$$% that moan when he rap (uhhhhhhhhh)
I'm the ^!$$% that ran through your $#&@ing hood and bust caps
I'm the ^!$$% with these rhymes, I'm the last don
And I'm a end this mother$#&@er cause it aint no more time