Oh Valerie
Valerie is getting married
There goes any chance I ever had

And it's so sad
I'm not the man that won her hand


Oh Valerie
Valerie is getting married


Used to think that maybe some day she
Could be with me
But I guess that was just a dream


Oh Valerie
Valerie is getting married


Since I heard the news
Valerie was marrying another guy

Can't shake the blues
Every time I think about it I just wanna die


It's just like somebody took the sun away from me
Took it away and just gave it away to that son-of-a-gun Randy


Oh Valerie
Valerie is getting married
There goes any chance I ever had

And it's so sad
I'm not the man that won her hand


Oh Valerie
Valerie is getting married


And if she says "I do" it's gonna tear my world apart
Leave me with nothing but a restraining order and a broken heart


Oh Valerie
Valerie is getting married