Featuring: Marlo & Mos Prob

[Marlo]

I'll never let Prob get the best of me
I'm just glad you managed to pull off that upper class pyjama project successfully
Once there was a rapper called DNA

DNA was one of the cleverest chaps off the head with the raps that was ever established, yeah
Grime Time and Smack had feathered his cap, with ledger and pad and pen
Now many a man from England wanted to step in to challenge, yet

He'd go West of the map and then into Canada, yeah so we had to rest, seemed like only American fans were getting the action
Then, DNA battled Eurgh at Vendetta, a mad event
Hell of a clash, impressions were had so next he would travel lengths

Gets sent to a match and then he came back to bury a hatchet when
He literally battled Mos Prob for some reason
Well congrats, he'll never be back again

Adam D Felman: the 'D' stands for cunt
You can hold your head up high but all I've got is an imposter in my sights like the Rockerfeller guy
Seriously, you studied film, worked in a call centre, you like to write comedy when high?

I know, Prob is awesome, right?
I don't know whether to insult his partial sight or complement the guy
Seriously, like stop copying my life

Now of course because I was second to check in to Don't Flop and pen a rhyme that I've been copying his life
Well fine dude, it'll be like Moon, times two, just a couple of Sam Rockwells in a fight
Nah $#&@ that clone %#@!

You're so weird you would clone %#@!
Your existence makes a mockery of mine
And whoever told you you were a comic, well they lied

The parody clown Sanity Valve may have sounded novel at the time
But you can't honestly deny that when the concordes took to flight that you weren't in a helicopter made of %#@!e
My dissertation will %#@! on your dissertation

My dissertation said your dissertation was boring and basic and called it a racist
Said it's mum was a !@^% with a facelift
Now I'll admit, my style isn't usually freshest

But even the way you look screams student/pretentious
I mean even your stupid head looks like it's doing a lecture
When I first saw you, you with two of your friends just looking super tremendous on my uni prospectus

And $#&@ your long conversations trying to hop on my wavelength
Constantly saying we should do bad bars cos you've not got the patience to jot proper statements
I will not $#&@ing cave in

And if I do, it's only because you're boring to write for
Like an uninspiring lock combination
I don't give a damn what your real name is

Haha, same name, call back humour - time

[Mos Prob]

You dissing my shirt was more than slightly stupid
You're just jealous of my gangster-ness because I bothered to bring the iron to it
You're [?] to your knees

Do a Pedro flip, cause he freestyles rawer than me
Quarter to three...
You are so %#@!

People only know him because he's doing the same %#@! that Mos did, but post Grist
$#&@ you, don't live, your style's got loads of holes in - no sieve
You should battle Psychosis in a 'Who's got the worst first name' battle - you'd both win

You're going to experience defeat not win
Your Hampshire-based mother is a real hot chick
Not talking about a folk band on fire when I mention how hot that Fleet Fox is

I spit that abusive-full
Your group is called, oh, it's Hat right - beautiful
I've got more hat flips than a Dick Van !#!& musical

The name Hat, well it fits, you should know it best
Because if hat was to be taken off you'd have to show respect
And if you hide behind Hat why is your stupid hairline showing then?

And I'd never be the sort to call you gay and that but live with Shuffle right?
I guess home is where you lay your hat (Nothing? Fair enough)
I go steaming past this peasant and leave him scars, again

I've got a sturdy mind, a steely heart and I can also type really fast
Either you're looking at your reflection in a spoon, or your hairline's receding hard
You forcing a motif by saying the word 'dude' is almost as awkward as me forcing a motif by saying the word 'dude'

What, you think no one else has sat down and locked in the room?
You think dead pan irony is something no one else can possibly do?
I hope your dissertation's presented sloppily, 'dude'

I hope your citations weren't even referenced properly, 'dude'
I hope when you're finished renting the property, 'dude'
You won't even get the money when the deposit is through

And for Don't Flop's posh toff top spot
You're the vaguest contender
I'll gravely offend you so save your conjecture
I finish degrees like yours on the way to a lecture
And you record my moves like when you mash up four nice tunes

I wonder what else this broad might do
Cos I've seen most of the same things in a night that you've seen in one of your nights too...
Time