Ke$ha:
I'm ridiculous
My 15 minutes is almost up

I pulled this song out of my butt
Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus
Pretendin' I'm bi curious Cus I think it's hilurious

This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust... ing
I'm like Gaga with less grace
Can't read my tik tok bla bla face

Wake up in tubs but never bathe
I just use Febrese


Mom and Dad:
THAT'S GROSS


CHORUS
I'm barfing up a lung lung l-l-l-lung
I'm making out with bums bums b-b-b-bums

I'm partying with nuns nuns n-n-n-nuns

I'm peein' in your yard

I'm trying too hard

DAD

Ke$ha talk to us
There's something that we must discuss
It's about your lack of cleanliness

When you walk you leave cloud of dust

MOM

Please girl, take a bath and use some soap
Now here's a toothbrush and some scope


KE$HA
You don't understand what I'm about


MOM
Did something die inside your mouth?


KE$HA
I sing like a drunk buffoon
Then it's fixed with autotune

Check out my new Ke$ha perfume
It smells like sex and shoes


MOM and DAD
That's gross


KE$HA
Hey, let go of my arm arm a-a-a-arm
Hey, that's my chicken parm p-p-p-parm


DAD
She's like a St. Bernard nard nard n-n-n-nard


MOM
She's got a beetle her ear


KE$HA
Don't kill my career.


Guys... I'm melting.