When i stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice

And twisted around for a whole $%&^$%&^x week

Why d'ya do it? she said why'd you let that trash

Get a hold of your $%&^x get stoned on my hash?

Why d'ya do it? she said why'd you let her $%&^x your @@#!?

Oh do me a favor don't put me in the dark
Why d'ya do it? she said they're mine all your jewels
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools


Why d'ya do it? she said when you know it makes me sore
'cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and i believe in giving to the poor

Why d'ya do it? she said why'd you spit on my snatch?
Are we out of love now is this just a bad patch?


Why d'ya do it? she said why'd you do what you did?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid


Why d'ya do it? she said ain't nothing to laugh
You just tore all our kisses right in half


Why d'ya do it? she said why'd ya do what you did
Betray my little oyster for such a low (*##$


Why d'ya do it? she said why'd you do what you did?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid


Why d'ya do it? she screamed after all we've said
Every time i see your dick i see her $%&^x in my bed


The whole room was swirling
Her lips were still curling


Why d'ya do it? she said why'd you do what you did
Why d'ya do it? she said why'd you do what you did
Why d'ya do it? she said why'd ya do it she said

Why'd you do what you did?

Oh big gray mother i love you forever

With your barbed wire $%&^xx and your good and bad weather
Why d'ya do it? she said why'd you do what you did


Ah i feel better now