I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart little girl with no heart,

I have found me a wonderful guy!
I am in a conventional dither,
With a conventional star in my eye.

And you will note there's a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!
I'm as trite and as $%&^ as a daisy in May,

A cliche coming true!
I'm bromidic and bright as a moon happy night
Pouring light on the dew!

I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
High as a flag on the Fourth of July!
If you'll excuse an expression I use,

I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!