I know a place where the grass would be greener
If every day would not turn into an all nighter


Sippin' Dr. P (epper) (slurp)
Too many circuits to be soldered
(I need more caffeine)

The girl's getting wet (so wet)
Cuz physics makes them hot and bothered
(Haha she loves that subject)


Don't go to orgo
That's what I'd say if you stayed up late

But you should go to bed frosh
Cuz ditch day is tomorrow


Caltech gurls
They're undeniable
Only cuz there are so few

But rest $$#ured of the
Complicated %#@! they know
They are smarter than me,

Maybe smarter than you

Caltech gurls

They're unforgettable
Cuz they shot me down
So many times

It's ok I fell in love with
Stoke's fluid flow
And the asymptotic

Distribution of primes

Homework sets (ugh problem sets) on the beach:

That's what I thought before I came here (God dammit)
You know we're freaks like MIT
The only difference is we're better (Well obviously)


You can travel the world
But nothing comes close

Cuz we finally beat Harvard (Yeah, that doesn't rhyme)
So east coast gurls suck it
Cuz college rankings are

The only things that matter

Caltech gurls

They're undeniable
Only cuz there are so few
But rest $$#ured of the complicated

%#@! they know
They are smarter than me,
Maybe smarter than you


Caltech gurls
They're unforgettable

Especially the ones
That look like men (uh oh)
And what's so freaking messed up

About this place is
I'm still attracted
Attracted to them (Emotionally)


Toned, tan, fit and ready
The only tan these girls know is from trigonometry

Wow, wow, wow, west, west coast,
Most these girls have the right to boast
Cuz sure they scored perfect on the SAT and sure

They chose Caltech over MIT and sure
They can wrap their heads around
Whatever they found

While creepin' so soundly
In Millikan library
As their eyes grow weary

And they fantasize about the Nobel Prize
And they dream for the b-ball team
That one day

They can win another game ya know
Maybe a handful are kinda hot
But us Caltech boys ain't nothing we got
That could live up to
My precious few

Those Caltech gurls
Best in the world

Caltech gurls, best in the world c-c-Caltech gurls
Best best in the world Caltech gurls (sex sounds sex sounds)

California Institute of techno (haha California Institute of Techno-oh- oh-oh)
California Institute of Techno
(all my Caltech gurls , Put your hands hands hands
Put your hands up, hands uppppp)


Caltech gurls they're undeniable
Only cuz there are so few
But rest $$#ured of the complicated %#@! they know
And I will always love, I'll love you.