It's tuesday night
I'm sittin on the craft
My man sterling hits me up to hit that 2v2 ladder

This is our story

I say whattup sterlz, whats the hap

He says i'm finna play some 2s, you down with that?
I'm like hell yeah brah I'm good to go
I just ate an entire bag of pizza rolls

We get partied up and we click find match
Get some scrubs goin 3 gate and 15 hatch
Crush em hard, move on, got no time for these punks

Cuz we comin through your ladder, just a couple of hunks

Just a couple of hunks

Just a couple of hunks
yo me and sterling
Got that mad sick micro

Triple drops in your base
Gettin dunked you mad bro
Just a couple of hunks


Shiiiiit pullin too many dongs
Gettin BM'd in chat by thelongkahn

I figured double toss what?, we'll win with ease
Does every mother $#&@ing protoss have to go DTs?
Man whatever, throw down some detection

I got a two bio balls and a half erection
Knock Knock at your front with a lot of men
The hunk scale just went from 1 to 10

Runnin up the ramp give my mans a stim pack
Drops so good you think we usin a map hack
Stim into the red, tear their base to chunks

And we comin through your ladder, just a couple of hunks