I woke up this morning with a feeling of despair
I looked for my #~!!@ but my #~!!@ wasn't there
Well, well, well

My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well


I got out a ladder and I climbed down to my pet
I saw in a jiffy that my puss was soakin' wet

Well, well, well
My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty

My cat fell in the well

The doggone hole by the pump

Once she pushed, and in she jumped
There never was a kitty half as pretty
as the #~!!@ that fell in the well

There never was a #~!!@ that could quite compare with her
Pretty as a picture with her long and silky fur -


Well, well, well, well my cat fell in the well, well
Oh oh oh #~!!@ #~!!@ #~!!@ poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well


If you have a #~!!@ that you wouldn't trade or sell
Never let her wander or she might fall in a well

Well, well, well
My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty

My cat fell in the well
Fell in the - well!