When I first signed my paper work
a guy checked to see if my !@#* hurt
I said hey there Mister, whatchya doin' there

He said "don't you worry just one bit
I just need to see if this size will fit
Does this one here feel comfortable?

Well let's take this size up seven more
gonna let you have it to the hilt,
make sure you tell us how it feels

If you got a problem that's too bad"

We're in green on green

it's ten degrees
I can't feel my extremities
also there's a J-O-B this week


:::Chorus:::
My recruiter promised me

once you hit the fleet
that life is pretty sweet
but all I do is clean

In my company
there ain't no life for me
I wasn't gonna go to the run

but guess what?

It was mandatory fun

It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun

It was mandatory fun



Got P.T. zero five thirty
probably gonna last a bit
so ain't no chow today for me

'cause at zero seven there's a brief

Had the same one a month ago,

but somebody lost the roster
and I almost fell asleep in class,
thank god I brought a Monster


When Marines get bored
they draw dicks on everything

since I first joined this shooting club
I've seen more dicks than !@$^o-hub


What time will they let us go?
Well that's an easy question
They let us go at twelve o'clock,

but it's at platoon discresion



:::Chorus:::
My recruiter promised me
that once you hit the fleet

life is pretty sweet,
but all I do is clean
In my company

there ain't no life for me
I wasn't gonna go to the run
but guess what?

Huh?

It was mandatory fun

It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun

It was mandatory fun