I'm puttin' on pearls
I'm puttin' on pumps
Got a little lace apron on me

Gonna make you stop
Gonna make you wanna watch me do the laundry
Gonna put some fun back in this ho-hum honey

Gonne be so hot you'll think it oughta cost you money
You ain't gonna wanna leave home
'cause I've got it goin' on

I will be most anything you want

I'll be your laughter

I'll be your drama
I'll be your best friend
I'll be your lover

You can be my baby anytime you wanna
But I ain't your mama
No, I ain't your mama


I won't make your rules
I won't wipe your nose

I ain't gonna check up on ya
Stay out all night
Long as that sunlight don't end up tellin' on ya

I won't be your boss
I won't be the bad cop baby
But I'll be the one you just wanna love like crazy

'Cause I'll do all those things that make you wanna sing
I'll say your name, make you wanna do the same


I'll be your laughter
I'll be your drama
I'll be your best friend

I'll be your lover
You can be my baby any time you wanna
But I ain't your mama

No, I ain't your mama

Oh, come on honey

You ain't gonna wanna leave home
'cause I've got it goin' on
I will be most anything you want


I'll be your laughter
I'll be your drama

I'll be your best friend
I'll be your lover
You can be my baby any time you wanna

But I ain't your mama
No, I ain't your mama


I'll be your best friend
I'll be your lover
You can be my baby any time you wanna

But I ain't your mama
No, I ain't your mama